(7:58 PM) Absyrd: HOLY SHIT
(7:58 PM) Absyrd: I ACCIDENTALLY A COCA COLA BOTTLE
(7:59 PM) my name is rober: you accidentaly what?
(7:59 PM) Absyrd: a coke bottle
(7:59 PM) Absyrd: seriously
(7:59 PM) Absyrd: omfg help
(7:59 PM) my name is rober: how can i?
(7:59 PM) my name is rober: i don't know what happened to you that involved a coca cola bottle
(7:59 PM) Absyrd: ACCIDENTALLY
(8:00 PM) my name is rober: what did you do?
(8:00 PM) my name is rober: what fake story are you trying to do this time?
(8:00 PM) Absyrd: look, there's a coke bottle
(8:00 PM) Absyrd: right?
(8:00 PM) Absyrd: and i
(8:00 PM) Absyrd: ACCIDENTALLY
(8:00 PM) Absyrd: the coca cola bottle
(8:00 PM) Absyrd: is it that hard to understand?
(8:00 PM) my name is rober: yes
(8:01 PM) my name is rober: there is no verb in that sentence
(8:01 PM) my name is rober: you are not forming a coherent thought
(8:01 PM) Absyrd: HOLY SHIT, im looking it up online
(8:01 PM) Absyrd: people have gone to the hospital for it
(8:01 PM) my name is rober: for WHAT, dare i ask?
(8:01 PM) my name is rober: what fake injury have you made?
(8:01 PM) Absyrd: the COCA COLA BOTTLE
(8:02 PM) my name is rober: what happened to you that involved a coca cola bottle?
(8:02 PM) my name is rober: did u swallow it?
(8:02 PM) Absyrd: nooo
(8:02 PM) Absyrd: look, i had it in my hand
(8:02 PM) Absyrd: i had the coke bottle in my hand
(8:02 PM) Absyrd: and i
(8:02 PM) Absyrd: accidentally
(8:02 PM) Absyrd: the coca cola bottle
(8:03 PM) my name is rober: here's what you're saying
(8:03 PM) my name is rober: "i accidentally the coca cola bottle"
(8:03 PM) my name is rober: where's the verb that says what you did?
(8:03 PM) my name is rober: that sentence is the same as
(8:03 PM) my name is rober: "i disaster movie last week"
(8:04 PM) Absyrd: HOLY SHIT HELP
(8:04 PM) Absyrd: IT'S GETTING WORSE
(8:05 PM) my name is rober: well what did you ACCIDENTALLY do with the coke bottle?
(8:05 PM) Absyrd: ill try to explain it like a normal human being
(8:05 PM) Absyrd: i had the coca cola bottle from last week when i ordered pizza
(8:05 PM) Absyrd: and when i took it out and opened it
(8:06 PM) Absyrd: i accidentally
(8:06 PM) Absyrd: the whole bottle
(8:06 PM) Absyrd: of coke
(8:06 PM) my name is rober: again, i will say this
(8:06 PM) Because was added to this conversation. Handwriting is no longer supported because not all participants can view handwritten messages. Handwritten messages will be sent as text.
(8:06 PM) my name is rober: where's the fucking VERB
(8:06 PM) Absyrd: because
(8:06 PM) Absyrd: help
(8:06 PM) Because: btw when name says my gamertag
(8:06 PM) Absyrd: Because, i accidentally a whole bottle of coke
(8:06 PM) Absyrd: seriously
(8:06 PM) Absyrd: im not kidding
(8:08 PM) my name is rober: absurd, stop leaving out what you did with the coke bottle
(8:08 PM) my name is rober: and tell what u did
(8:09 PM) my name is rober: with a coke bottle
(8:09 PM) Absyrd: its getting worse omgg
(8:09 PM) Because has removed his/her personal message
(8:09 PM) Christopher has been added to the conversation.
(8:09 PM) Absyrd: chris
(8:09 PM) Absyrd: omfg
(8:09 PM) Absyrd: i accidentally a whole bottle of coke
(8:10 PM) Christopher: OMG NO
(8:10 PM) Christopher: NOT ACCIDENTALLY A WHOLE?
(8:10 PM) Absyrd: SERIOUSLY
(8:10 PM) Absyrd: LIKE
(8:10 PM) Absyrd: FROM LAST WEEK WHEN I ORDERED PIZZA
(8:10 PM) Absyrd: i opened the bottle
(8:10 PM) Absyrd: and i accidentally the ENTIRE THING
(8:10 PM) Absyrd: LIKE
(8:10 PM) Absyrd: LITERALLY
(8:10 PM) Absyrd: THE ENTIRE BOTTLE
(8:10 PM) my name is rober: wow.... someone actually speaks your language, absurd
(8:10 PM) Because has left the conversation.
(8:10 PM) Christopher: HOLY SHIT
(8:10 PM) Christopher: Have you gone to see the vetenarian?
(8:11 PM) Absyrd: wtf...
(8:11 PM) Absyrd: why?
(8:11 PM) Absyrd: why would i need to go to a vet
(8:12 PM) Christopher: Why not?
(8:12 PM) Absyrd: i hope you're kidding
(8:12 PM) Absyrd: because like
(8:12 PM) Absyrd: the entire thing
(8:12 PM) Absyrd: the ENTIRE COCA COLA BOTTLE
(8:12 PM) Absyrd: I accidentally
(8:12 PM) Absyrd: so
(8:12 PM) Christopher: I KNOW
(8:13 PM) Christopher: But seriously, vets are profesionals at that dealing you accidentally.
(8:13 PM) Christopher: They get that shit all the time.
(8:13 PM) my name is rober: either a vet or one of those doctors that their hand up your ass
(8:14 PM) Christopher: Robert, may I call you Roberto?
(8:14 PM) Christopher: Roberto, have you ever felt the warmth of man's hand carresing your leg?
(8:14 PM) my name is rober: no
(8:14 PM) Christopher: That's what I thought.
(8:15 PM) Christopher: So why are you speaking when unspoken to?
(8:15 PM) my name is rober: i'm just trying to offer suggestions
(8:15 PM) Christopher: Hold on, let me get my deck of cards.
(8:15 PM) my name is rober: to help absurd, but unfortunately
(8:15 PM) Christopher: Ah, here we go.
(8:15 PM) my name is rober: he's not saying what's wrong
(8:15 PM) Christopher: SHUT THE HELL UP.
(8:15 PM) my name is rober: wait, do i know you?
(8:15 PM) my name is rober: have we ever talked before?
(8:15 PM) Christopher: You're ignoring the shut the hell card.
(8:16 PM) my name is rober: likem absurd just randomly invited you?
(8:16 PM) Christopher: I have known Absurd since the day I came out his womb.
(8:16 PM) my name is rober: yeah, he has definitely invited you to a convo with me in it
(8:17 PM) my name is rober: why else are you talking to me the way u r?
(8:17 PM) my name is rober: outta here

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