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ME vs. FAGGOT

Posted by AbsurdRandomness - August 24th, 2008


ME: I like raping children. Their smooth buttocks and undeveloped bodies sexually gratify me to an extent beyond normality. Just the thought of raping children sexually arouses me. What do you guys think of the lovely sex toy known as children?

FAGGOT: Reported.

ME: Wow... you are by far the most sensitive faggot on the internet. Whenever your mates make fun of you, or tells you an offensive joke, do you whine about it to your fat cunt of a mother? Do you go on the internet simply to report every slightly repellent remark to satisfy your smug arrogance? I assume you went to a Private School where reality was grounds for expulsion, because only a parent or a little bitch would cry about such an obvious joke.

FAGGOT: Yawn. Please spare me the "this is the internet" crap, because I've heard enough of it by now. This is a family friendly server, hence it's almost exactly like telling your story to a concerned mother. And I never went to a Private School, so there goes your pathetic theory.

ME: Family friendly? Which is why it contains information about porno videos, uses an essentially tricky board system, and requires you to be of a certain age to post on the forums? And why should I spare you the "this is the internet" crap, the internet and real life are both entirely different.

FAGGOT: The internet is simply an alternate form of communication, why do you think bomb threats made on the internet are taken just as seriously as those in real life?

ME: The internet is SIMPLY an alternate form of communication? Woah, you've certainly outdone yourself there, Mr. Faggot. The internet is almost an alternate REALITY, a second LIFE, a place for social networking without judging merely on appearance and mannerisms. And bomb threats made on the internet are taken seriously because the government is fucking paranoid and stupid enough to believe a 15-year-old acne-ridden wimp who visits websites like 4chan and Newgrounds is a threat.

FAGGOT: You honestly need to just shut the fuck up and stop being such a closed-minded ignorant retard. Consequential actions may be different on the internet from real life, but both are generally for similar circumstances, be it for harassment, fraud, or even stealing. And how is the SS expected to know that the NG and 4chan users are 15 fucking years old? And what if a threat ever turned out to be authentic, and the president is killed, and the SS must bear the guilt of having a chance to disengage the diabolical plan? How about you stop being such a naive fuck and learn to take the world seriously, be it on the internet or in real life?

ME: For one, your appallingly disgusting arguments consist of hypothetical impossibilites, so I'm simply going to pass them off as a desperate attempt at defending your loose opinions. Second, you need to take some medication for that Bipolar, because you've made it very clear you have mild variation of it. I honestly won't be surprised if you become the next Mitchell Henderson or that fat bitch who offed herself if I insult you to a harmful extent, so I'll just keep quiet for now.

FAGGOT: You are an unctuous little scumbag piece of shit. First you assume I know nothing of reality for simply for displaying a routinely concerned tone in regards to reading such appalling material. Then you pass off my arguments as forced and desperate, simply because you're too closed-minded and ignorant to understand the reasoning behind the government's taut security. Now you unfairly diagnosed me with a serious mental disorder for disagreeing with your opinion with a harsh tone after you consistently insulted me and my arguments, and you exploited a manic-depressive child's suicide to gratify some sort of pathetic humor in your disgusting nature. Consider yourself ignored, cunt.


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